Monday, March 13, 2006

Ross University School of Medicine
Semester 1, Mini 2
TOP TEN
1. How do you say Lipofusion granules in Chinese?
2. What is the difference in claw hand, ape hand, preacher's hand, waiter's tip hand, and how can you really tell the difference? They all look like bad fists.
3. If there are already so many Dr. Patels, how many more will there be after our class graduates?
4. How can 12 Physiology questions make or break your grade.....They broke mine.
5. Now what where is the C7 dermatome in the hand, Dr. King.
6. "We no have affair. He is the father of my children!"
7. Fight or Flight; Sex, rest and digest.....Which do you think is better?
8. Exactly where is the Gluteus Maximus......?
9. Suicide was the first lecture after the first exam. What would you do if your patient answered yes to: "Are you planning on hurting yourself?"
10. According to new W.H.O guidelines, a blood pressure of 120/80 is prehypertensive. Therefore, now, almost everyone is prehypertensive.

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